harlequin haberdashery

Sorry loyal followers from neglecting my duties of distracting you from your obligations. Cheyanne's computer is dead for the third time this year. It's on it's last legs and i don't know if anything will save it.

Sigh. I had plans to come to the school library and post pictures and just dump and gush on my life as it is at this very moment. But then i got here and it is so empty, due to the break, that my brain can't even function. Even with these cubicle walls acting as blinders i cannot hold onto a thought. Luckily i wrote down some of what i wanted to accomplish down but the little internetty things that i was really after have slipped my mind.

Christmas is around the corner and i have yet to buy Cheyanne a present. I want it to be thoughtful I want it to be Useful and i want it most importantly to be awesome. Really i should hold off all together but the best friend in my says " hey you agreed to buy her a tattoo and you know what she would really like a surprise too" So here i was scouring Etsy for the perfect piece of creepy, morbid and/or macabre thing possible. But to no avail.
Perhaps a trip to the local antique store is in order. There are so many in this town it's overwhelming and yet the one i want to go to is never open. I wish to show you dear readers. Filled to the brim with everything imaginable. The floors are warped into alarming puddles from the dampness of the town but also from sheer mass that sits atop the weathered boards.

DISCLAIMER: ANY PERSONS NAMED SHANE CURRY SHOULD NOT CONTINUE ON. GO SMOKE A CIGARETTE OR TAKE A WALK YOU ARE DONE READING THIS BLOG.

In recent news my love life is making a comeback of sorts. Maybe not at all but let us be hopeful for my non-spinster future. My dream man has been MIA for over a year now after he finished an album that was 10 years in the making. Mind you he's only 26 but has been trying to write and record a full length album for just that long. To record the album he put his life on hold moved back in with his parents and quit his job. Like emerging from a bomb shelter he saw nothing left of his life and became a hermit.

Ask and you shall receive dear readers. I requested a Christmas album via text expecting no response as usual but this was just the thing to catch his attention. in only two short days following this he recorded my favorite guilty pleasure Christmas tune "last Christmas"

It stands only second to "all i want for christmas is you" but after not having any contact with this dear man i wasn't just going to jump right into anything. That being said i have already invited to take a small vacation down here to catch up! subtly is not my forte. And so our relationship is rekindled at least on this side of the fence. And a visit from only man i will ever love entirely is in my future followed shortly by the spilling of my gut full of feelings for him, a feelings baby if you will, and then shortly proceded by a brief ceremony and the rest of our lives together.....


sigh. if only it were so. I've spent the past year coming to terms with all possible outcomes. Good and bad and the neutral. Do you ever reach a point where not knowing is unbearable and you just want to face your problem head on and plan accordingly? I was there 8 months ago.


Cheers

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W

speak of the mother fucking devils themselves!!!
good things come to those who send their wishes and complaints out to the world. My Chemical Romance announced today that they will be releasing their album " The true lives of the Fabulous killjoys" November 22nd!!

I am beyond any form of excitement! and to add insult to injury it is just three minimal days after part one of the final installment of the harry potter series AKA my life.

I know that there are loads of kids out there who have grown up with harry and hate to see it end as much as i do. but i suppose we all have to grow up sometime right.









Still...old habits die hard....anymore cliches?

Boy eats girl

I have returned. up until recently i have been contemplating letting my blog fall by the wayside and leaving it to a poor excuse of jumping on the bandwagon. But i want to resurrect it. I want to be out there in the blog world letting everyone know how cool i am.

just kidding....sort of.

In most exciting news i have is that the most theatric and fantastic band in the entire world is plotting their world contamination tour. It has been almost four whole years since My Chemical Romance released their last album, The Black Parade. And frankly that is far too long. The album hasn't been officially or even unofficially released yet. They're saving the best for last i suppose... we have a teaser video, the album art title, and song titles, and even merch but a date for release of said album is yet to be unvieled.


anxiety much?
yes it's killing me and even more so MCR's numba one devoted fan Cheyanne. Seriously i want them to release it just for her.

sigh. these boys kill me.


this is all very overwhelming but i promise loads of lovely bloggy goodness in due time.
and i depart with some eye candy of all sorts



random i know. compliments of some other bloggers out there. checkout a blogspot called Feather i adore her unforgiving sultriness. http://feathergirl6.blogspot.com/

rickrolled by my blog roll

In recent the years the internet has become much more than a source of information. It provides the masses with endless amounts of useless and yet entertaining images.
Here are some of my favorite time-eating awesomenesses.

for a very short while http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/ was down. i almost didnt know what to do with myself. This site caters to those who love to fantasize about the most horrible combination and unlike most of us they follow through.



its also like my fast-food news site. I mean how disappointed would you be if you didn't get to experience the magic of a foot long Carl's Jr. cheeseburger? I'd be crushed



Natalie Dee is an old and dear interenet friend of mine. I have meandered her hallowed halls since middle school she knows all the ironic and hilarious things i wish i could portray to the masses. hurry over there its catweek! www.nataliedee.com



Yesterday Cheyanne turned me onto www.latfh.com which is short for "look at that fucking hipster" Oh my goodness. this is a compilation of the most hipstery people on the face of the earth. including a video of the ruler of hipster land getting the signature cliche black rims TATTOOED onto his face




today courtesy of Modcloth's blog i discovered thedailynail I have a soft spot in my heart for anyone dedicating 365 days to a pointless cause like a different nail design everyday. But seriously this lady is amazing i mean TACO BELL! hats off to you


What girl doesnt love shoes? What girl doesnt love an endless scroll of fabulous expensive and orgasmic shoes? I would like to meet her and see her resist the awesome power of www.shoelust.tumbler.com

Bare Necessities

Summer has arrived! And I'm already dreading how much i have to wear shoes. Every summer I make a personal effort to swear off shoes as much as possible. I literally can feel my feet engorging all day long at work.

But by the magi of craigslist I might have stumbled upon a job AND an amazing product.
Soft Star Shoes makes these amazing looking little booties that are designed to conform to the natural posture of bare feet. This is as close to bare foot as it gets. How can you go wrong?
They are ecologically aware.
They have many a vegan option
AND And you can make custom ones anything you want! any color! any material!

My application has been submitted and i hope I'm considered. All these people seem so friendly and creative and wonderful. maybe they will even let me cobble my own shoes!

A True Romance

Whats more satisfying than revisiting a long lost emotion?
I can't think of anything.

I remember distinctly wandering through crowds of people smoldering my eyes and pretending to be moody and mysterious. For the most part that isn't how i would describe myself it was just how i preferred to be perceived. Because by association i would appear to be confident.

Today I felt that way but it quickly fell through. I want to be seen as i am and who i am. A child of 20 years old who is on a quest for the ultimate adventure to pioneer uncharted fun.

Discovering yourself is a little thing because i will always be myself i just forget from time to time.

your mission today is to pretend to be someone else and then pretend to be yourself pretending to be someone else who is so very sure of themselves they don't have to pretend at all to be who they really are.



Summer is truly upon us.

I Want to SMASH Them All

Another thing that has been with me for over three years is Against Me!

Once upon a time i met thme without knowing who they were and ever since i've been so so grateful that i got to share the same space with these wonderful people.

Their album White Crosses dropped a couple of days ago and i finally received it today! When Tom first started Against Me! it was just him and a tape recorder and this album is a long ways from that. Think of it as an omage to Bruce Springsteen in a very punk way. Heck. i love these boys.

In march i got to see them in my favorite venue in Seattle called Neumos and i was pinned against the stage looking up at my musical heroes. Not many people can say they've done that. Their energy is so infectious and you know what they look happy to just be playing music.

humble bastards....:D

Have a favorite band. Make them the soundtrack to your life. Enjoy life.

I love it so much. Heck i love them so much their energy is infectious.

sunny disposition

This is Cheyanne. She is my partner in crime. The bread to my butter and my better half. Without her i don't think i could have even half as much fun as i do.

We have been is separable for over three years.
I love her very much.

She is my number one little thing. In high school i thought i had so many friends who promised me correspondents while they were away at college and i was more or less stuck in a financial hole. Other almost perfect friends who clung to our friendship slowly lost my respect with their poor decisions and i escaped it all to run away with Cheyanne. I moved into a quaint apartment with her in a rural college town and life could not possibly be better.

happiness is waking up to your own apartment that belongs to just the two of us.

Have a wonderful day and remember the little things!

Subtitle

I'm observing the little things looking for a silver lining and going on a never-ending quest for the perfect cup of coffee.

Anything that makes me smile or catches my eye will be investigated so that i will have happiness down to a science or at least a personal science to keep me going through my grown-up adolescence.

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