Southward Bound

Currently I am aboard a train headed for good ol' Corvallis. As much as I am enjoying not living there with my life on hold, I kind of missed it.

I mean c'mon 9.2% sales tax? you're killing me right meow.

And a couple elusive products that i can't seem to get up in Everett. One is the signature Yumm sauce of the Cafe Yumm franchise. Swear to you it goes with anything...ANYTHING. Secondly there's Blue Mist shisha. WHY DIDNT I KEEP MY HOOKA!!??? Anyways blue mist is a blueberry/peppermint tobacco blend. MMM!

More importantly I'm making this trip for a very special lady. Alisha made a place in my heart from the first day I met her. She is a special special friend. So close yet so far away. I love her!
Words don't even come close to describing her.

In other news. Three months ago I was seduced home by a Puerto Rican at the local gay bar. How does that even happen? Well first you have to accompany your gay brother to said gay bar and tell him you are looking to snag some action. Said brother must then commence heavy drinking which will turn into telling random strangers of your plan. One of the aforementioned strangers turns out to be an old high school friend who is not only uninterested but also taken. And that's where i come into this scenario. My newly found freedom to be promiscuous brought me to this very moment.

It started as nothing more than a few casual encounters with even fewer words exchanged. But it quickly evolved into a most magical butterfly of a relationship :)
I love this kid so much and everyday I am surprised and grateful at the same time to find someone to be silly with! He is silly so so silly.

Ladies, This is very important. If your man cannot laugh at himself move the fuck on because its humility and everyone needs some.
Laughter breaks the ice, solves conflict and it's the most beautiful and true depiction of who you are!

Remember to laugh!
Remember to cry!
Remember that life is too short to not enjoy every moment!

xoxoxo
Britt